TAKIN FRUM MYTHICAH WHO TUK IT FRUM KAYDEE

~ WE SHOULD ADD A CHAV SECTION TO THIS FOR ALL THE BRITISH PEEPS OUT THERE

--Goth--
* Do you wear black eyeliner?:
I have this reel nice soft kohl one right now, but I want this No. 7 eyeliner pen that I saw in boots BLAH BLAHBLAH....

*Do you own any black clothing?:
My sister owns plenty. So I sneek into her room and "borrow" them.

*Do you think about death often?:
Whose? What mine? No.

*Do you want to die?:
Are you kidding? To much to do in so little time...

*Are you a social outcast?:
What do I care?

*Are you pale?:
I'm like, Anemic or something. My Mum makes me take multi-vitamin pills + iron

*Do you like Hot Topic?:
Eh?

Total YES: 4.

--Skater Punk--

*Can you skateboard?:
Hahahah, no.

*Do you wear Van's:
My sister just got a pair of vans for her birthday (We have the same birthday :/ ) and they look cool. But no.

*Do you do stupid stuff with your friends?:
-snort- Only all the time.

*Do you get in trouble?:
I look too innocent.

*Do you have any piercings?:
Just ears. I wanna get my nose pirced though maybe.

Total YES: 2.

--Prep--

*Do you say the word "like":
Damn this country. Every says "like" over here. Just not as exagerated kinda.

*Do you shop at Abercrombie and Fitch?:
Who?

*Are the A&F models hot?:
Who?

*Rock music is bad, right?:
Rock music = Good.
Mindless Corporate Trash = Bad.

*Do you want to be in a sorority/fraternity?:
A what?

*Into jocks/popular guys/girls?:
HELL NO.

*Are/were you a cheerleader?:
I would rather clean tile grout around the bath off with my tongue thankyou-very-much.

Total YES: 1 (And even then it didn't really count. Because it was like a cultural thing or something.)


--Hippie--
*Is your hair long?:
Very. And curly-ringlety. It's proper Hippy-hair.

*Are you a vegetarian?:
YES. Anyone up for Vegetarian Taco's tonight? (with Chick-peas and Beans?)

*Do you own a tye dye shirt?:
I do Actually I own something like 3/4. And a top with a big
peace sign on that I wore yesterday. It's cool.

*Do you want peace?:
Hell who doesn't? Come on everybody, get involved!

*Do you want to save the animals:
Oh all of them. All of the animals in the Farms and the "intensive farming" places, in the Laboritorys and in the Rescue shelters, in the homes that don't want them and the Zoo's that don't look after them properly, and then set them free! Or if I can't do that then keep them for myself

*Is war bad?:
All war is bad.

Total YES: 6. (100% !)

--Gangsta--
*Are you from the ghetto?:
Noooooo.

*Do you own "bling bling"?:
How materialistic. Abandon all your false Icons of success, give them to charity and do something good for someone! Or just buy the cheepo stuff.

*Do you like do-rags?:
Eh?

*How about hip-hop?:
Just doesn’t appeal to me really. Some of it’s good, like the much older stuff, but other wise, bleh.

*What do you think about afros?:
I know someone who has an afro. He grew it as a bet X3
And now we collectively owe him something in the area of £50.

*Have you ever said 'fo shizzle'?:
I’ve said “doodie” before. But never “fo shizzle”.

Total YES: 1.

--Emo--
*Do you cry alot?:
No.

*Do you have an ex?:
No.

*Do you have an acoustic guitar?:
My little sister does. And if she gets bored of it, I’ll have it and play Willy Mason songs on it and piss everyone off

*Are you emotional?:
-sniff- Don’t know what your talking about.

*Do you like soft music?:
As in, what? Like Coldplay? Yeah I guess so.

*Do people understand you?:
No… But that’s probably a fault of my own : /

*Do you write your own songs?:
Hahahah, I can’t write. Or sing. Wish I could though ;_;

*Is your hair dyed?:
Do you have any idea what’s in Hair-dye?

*Do you cut?:
Bleh, no.

Total YES: 2

--Jock—

*Do you play any sports?: None.

*How important are they to you?:
They aren’t

*Do you pick on the geeky kids?:
I AM A GEEKY KID. But it’s cool.
If anyone picks on me I swear at them, and then they get really shocked because people don’t think I do that.
And then I make a crack at their chav-like behaviour, and then they usually give up.

*What do you think about football?:
SUX. REEL BAD.

…


Poor piggys ;_;


*Were you considered a bully by anyone?:

I Quote:

Beccy: “GIVE ME THE REMOTE CONTROL LAURA.”
Laura: “No.”
Beccy: “LAURA, GIVE ME THE REMOTE CONTROL OR I’LL BEAT YOU UP LAURA.”
Laura: “No you won’t Beccy; you won’t beat up your little sister.”
Beccy: “Yes I will.”
Laura: “No you won’t.”
Beccy: “JUST WATCH ME!”
*Aims a very feeble punch at Laura*
…
Laura: *Laughs*

End quote.
And that is the extent of my bullying.


Total YES: 0.

--Geek—

*Do you wear glasses?:
Nope. This kinda surprises me.

*Do you get good grades?:
Pft. Only if I bother.

*Are you smart?:
Hell yeah. My IQ is something around the Area of 132 –Beams-

*Do you use an inhaler?:
No.

*Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets:
I don't have shirt pockets. But I like to stick pencils behind my ear like I'm a real artist-like person sometimes.

*Does your mom buy your clothes?:
Hahahah. Actually sometimes she does. But she has supa-good taste, so it doesn't matter.

*How often are you on the computer?:
Less often than usual as of late....

*Do you ever get picked on?:
Sometimes. But thats only becuase they're jealous and insecure and I'm supa-cool.


Total YES: 4


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See yer later alligator.